foodtrucker:

I simultaneously want to sleep in bed forever and do everything in the world

grrrlfever:

wouldnt it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time

jerkofanassbutt:

oreosis replied to your post: Headcanon: May look shy on the outside, but in the inside there’s a monster who cannot stop being sassy and awesome. Also, in the afternoon sometimes stands in front of a mirror trying to see how can she get bowlegs.

I can confirm that this is 10000% canon

u need to go away

i’m good thanks

Because you are very green-like.

actually i’m the brains of this operation

There’s an Adam Young genre. I literally could not categorize it.

dangerhamster:

rnarker:

a man walks into a zoo. the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. it’s a shitzu 

this is literally my favourite joke ever

livelovebreathethewords:

Star Trek Into Darkness Reaction:

AHGHENIKDISKSKALSIDBSKAMBSJDKJDNSNBCJDMANAKXKSMSKSNCNSKS JFNSHIAKSNDJDHVEKALSNDKSOOEQLLQPAIQBFUGJWKPXHEBJAKA

i-never-liked-your-spinach-puffs:

Why The Emperor’s New Groove is literally the best shit ever.

hope you enjoy.

jerkofanassbutt:

youcancallmemadi replied to your post: Science teacher. Sings what he teaches.

BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY PFFF

i’ve actually never watched bill nye the science guy

What are your headcanons about me?

secretlymartinfreeman:

askboxmemes:

Just curious. 

This sounds really fucking awesome.

Guys make headcanons about me.

One of these is not like the others.

lizdexia:

DAT AMY TAP.